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Out with the old…

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Aug 16th, 2010
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Out with the old…

I thought I’d best give mention this week to an important bit of news that has left me with a heavy heart, a passing of the baton if you will… I’ve finally laid to rest my favourite set of trainers.

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First, a little history.  Around five years ago, it was a hazy 2005 summer, I’d finally booked a holiday to see my friend Jon in Boston.  Now, I’d been abroad before when I was younger, but they were mainly lad’s holidays with nights spent in bars and days spent in bed.  This time was different.  I was finally making steps into the world, widening my horizons and hopefully catching a bit of sun in the process.  I’d booked a month away.  Two weeks in Boston then two weeks in New York.  To say I was excited would be a grand injustice to my feelings at the time.

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I finally arrived in Boston after a drawn out, two stop flight (I’ve flown direct ever since).  I had only one set of shoes to my name having never really seen the need for more.  A tatty pair of dark blue converse, fashionable yet deeply unsupportive of my creaky ankles.  Two hours into the holiday, we’d only walked a small distance up to the Charles and my feet were already aching.  With a whole lot of walking in front of me and the converse being nothing more than a fashion item, I bit the bullet and dived straight into the first shoe store we came across.

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With the exchange rate at that time being heavily in my favour, I bought myself a new pair of white, higher-end Nike Air Max.  Within minutes of being back on the road I was walking on air, their cushioned soles taking the weight of my awkward steps.  To my enjoyment, they had already started to show signs of wear and tear… I knew right then, these shoes and I were made for each other.

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And the rest is history.  We became inseparable.  Every moment out, every place seen since that day, I’ve shared with those shoes.  They’ve been with me through the highs (the marvellous Maid Of The Mist tour at Niagara) and the lows (the Sidcup station walk from my house).  Hell, a few years back I bought a new pair of trainers to see me through my next road trip along the east coast of America.  Within a day I was back in the old work horses.  My feet and those shoes had become one.

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For the past few years though, there have been grumblings from those closest to me about the state of these trainers.  The dirt, the rips, the holes… It began to feel like a witch-hunt!  I’m not going to lie, my stubbornness got the better of me and I started to play it like a ‘me and the shoes vs the world’ type of deal (or at least versus my mum and my girlfriend)!  The shoes and I became closer, a bond made stronger through adversity.  The shoes were here to stay.

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The years rolled by and the holes became more pronounced until finally this year I made a pact with myself that when the summer ended and the rain came again, I would retire the shoes.  And here we are, the rain falling around us and my trainers finally unable to keep the water out.  Though it’s been a struggle to say goodbye, it’s time to move on…

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Enjoy your retirement guys…

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NB:  It’s very important to note that I am not actually throwing out the trainers.  I fully intend to pull them out every once in a while, when the weathers right and the mood takes me.

2 Comments

  • newjonnytransit

    Love that final twist, Rob… “Very important to note…” Classic!

  • Nik

    Whilst (oh so understatedly) lambasting me and your mother for criticising your ‘shoes’ as you seem to think they are still worthy of being called, you neglected to fully describe these ‘shoes’. It is only fair that a full description of these shoes and further ellucidation on the places you deemed appropriate to wear them should be provided to your readership, lest they think that you are a poor, browbeaten man.

    I believe that they may at one point in their existince have been white. They might even once have been that shade of gray that looks like it used to be white. They no longer have that colour. They are now that colour of gray that is usually only achieved by advertising posters left on walls by heavily trafficked roads after they’ve been up for two years and have been rained on and graffittied on and the graffiti has faded along with the original printing and no discernable infromation can be gleaned by looking at this poster. That is the same look that these trainers have. Add to this the threadbare laces and the holes. Holes in the soles. Holes in the tongue. Holes everywhere. I feel that this only touches on the state of these trainers.

    Further, you also neglected to mention why we might have something to say about these shoes. Neither your mother nor I overly criticise your sartorial choices (though we could -oh how we could). You are seldom asked to amend your choice of outfit. Generally, you are a grown man and you are treated as such by those that love you. That means that we accept you as you are, shoes and all. Nevertheless these trainer are not acceptable in polite society. When you wore them to the supermarket, you were not criticised. When you wore them to the park, you were not criticised. When you wore them to the pub to meet friends, and eyebrow may have been ever-so-slightly raised, but lips were pursed and you were not criticised. However…when you wore them with a suit to your friend’s wedding…well…words just fail me. Yes it was hinted that perhaps that was not the soundest decision you have ever made, but I took a deep breath and I bore it stoically. Many, many people came up to me and asked, first, ‘Is that your boyfriend?’ Even though I knew what was coming, I owned up to it and said, ‘Yes.’ Then they followed with, ‘Why is he wearing…?’ or, ‘Is he wearing…?’ I gave the only answer I could:’Because he says they’re comfortable’.

    To be fair, most people shrugged their shoulders and nodded in acceptance. We can’t fault the logic. I want you to know that I believe that those shoes are comfortable. I also want you to know that there are, however, other shoes. If you wear them in, they too will be comfortable. If you feel that it is you and these shoes against the world, then I wish you both the best of luck in your future together, I’m sure you’ll both be very happy. I will also be happy to keep imparting your flawless logic to those who ask for it when we go to weddings, funerals, parties, etc. Doubtless, we all like you for you and not your shoes. But let me also be the first to applaud you in your brave decision to retire the shoes. May I humbly recommend that you fully retire them. Do not allow them to languish in the back of your cupboard waiting to be worn one more time. They are old, they are tired and they are waiting to die. Put them out of their misery. Throw them away!

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